When I left the house today, I patted my back pocket to make sure I had my cell phone. Yes, I did. I could feel the phone in the back right pocket of my jeans. I was on my way to a meeting at church. They were serving dinner. When I arrived at church I reached into my back pocket to check the time on my cell phone. I took out of my back pocket a can of King Oscar Tiny Tot Sardines. It was the can I had placed in my back pocket in case I couldn’t eat the food at church.
My phone was not in my purse. My phone was on the counter when I got home.
Tomorrow is another day.
I will charge my phone.
The next time I put sardines in my back pocket I will put the can of sardines in my left back pocket, and my phone in my right back pocket.
Have you ever had a day when you tried to wash the dishes with your oven mitts or tried to call home on a can of green and yellow King Oscar Tiny Tot Sardines?
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