Five ways to never lose your hammer once you find it

 

 

I can’t find my iron.

Last night I had a vivid dream  the iron was behind  a green chair in the living room.  When I woke up I came immediately downstairs and looked behind  the chair. The iron wasn’t there, but my hammer was.

I have found my hammer!

Now I want to make sure I don’t lose it again.

Five ways to never lose your hammer once you find it

1.  Drill a hole in the handle of the hammer and attach it to a stud in the wall with a steel cable.
2.  Put a homing device in the hammer in case someone cuts the cable.
3.  Find a home for your hammer and it put back after you use it.
4.  Buy twelve more hammers and leave them anywhere you want to.
5.  Don’t buy a hammer. Use a rock.

Number three sounds like a good idea. I will kept the hammer on the work bench in the basement.  But, I don’t want to walk all the way down the stairs.  I will just set the hammer on the floor at the top of the staircase and take it down later.  No, I won’t put the hammer on the floor, someone might stub their toe. I  will place the hammer on top of the cat’s litter box in the laundry room.

Now to find my iron.