The start button on my dishwasher broke. Yes, it did. "When did I buy it?" you ask. You are so kind to ask. It was purchased on January 27th, 2014. Yes, you are right. I am very lucky it broke within the one year warranty. The full load of dirty dishes has been emptied and all of my dirty …
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Reba McEntire helped me clean under my fridge
Reba McEntire helped me clean under my fridge. Yes, she did. She really did. And she helped me wash the floors under my washing machine too. Reba sang to me, "Who I am is who I want to be. I am a survivor." Well, she didn't sing just to me. She sang to everyone who watches the reruns of …
Be careful when your tape measure weighs the same as your wallet
I just had a few minutes to drive to the store to buy kitty litter and toilet paper. My purse was hanging on the hook right by the front door. My keys were hanging on the same hook, so I didn't have to waste time looking for my keys. I didn't even brush my hair before I ran out the door. I did …
